Seo fucking what? Newsletter

LinkedIn bollocks, link obsessions, and why your copywriter needs that bloody brief

(This is the 22/07/2025 issue of my newsletter – subscribe here) Hey hey! It’s been a week, right? The June Google update is over, but my advice remains the same – hold tight until things settle down (there’s still a lot of volatility in SERPs, which means rankings are still fluctuating)…. Read More

7 reasons youre avoiding that copywriting brief and why its costing you money 1

7 reasons you’re avoiding that copywriting brief, and why it’s costing you money

That copywriting brief has been glaring at you from your inbox for three weeks like an overdue tax return. Here’s why every excuse you’re making is costing you money. “I don’t have time for this” You’re too busy running your business to fill in some lengthy form. Meetings, deadlines, actual… Read More

Why your seo copywriter wont start writing until you fill in that brief 1

Why your SEO Copywriter won’t start writing until you fill in that brief

You’ve finally bitten the bullet and hired an SEO copywriter. Woohoo – awesome decision! But then they send you what looks like a university dissertation worth of questions to answer, and you start wondering if you’ve made a terrible mistake. “Isn’t it their job to do the writing?” you mutter,… Read More

There's a a difference between "ai copy won't hurt your seo" and "ai copy at scale"

There’s a difference between “AI Copy Won’t Hurt Your SEO” and “AI Copy at Scale”

A fab study that appears to show that AI content doesn’t hurt your Google rankings is doing the rounds on social media. Cue the stampede of businesses rushing to pump out hundreds of AI-generated articles faster than you can say “content at scale.” Hold your bloody horses. Yes, the Ahrefs… Read More

How to write seo copy that doesn't make readers want to cry

How to write SEO copy that doesn’t make readers want to cry

Your website copy is driving away the exact people you want to attract. Harsh? Maybe. True? Absolutely. I’ve audited hundreds of B2B websites, and the copy problems are so predictable I could create a bingo card. Generic buzzword soup. Keyword-stuffed nonsense that reads like a robot wrote it during a… Read More

Social shares directly impact rankings!

SEO Myths Debunked: Social shares directly impact rankings!

“Get more Facebook shares and watch your rankings soar!” If I had a pound for every time I’ve heard this myth, I’d be writing this from my yacht rather than my home office. The idea that social shares directly impact Google rankings is one of those persistent SEO myths that… Read More

Seo fucking what? Newsletter

Google’s June update is here (and AI search still isn’t the apocalypse)

(This is the 08/07/2025 issue of my newsletter – subscribe here) Hey hey! Google’s June 2025 core update started rolling out on 30th June, and it could take up to three weeks to complete. So if your rankings are doing the digital equivalent of a washing machine on spin cycle, that’s… Read More

Ai search changes everything!!!! (except it doesn't)

AI search changes everything!!!! (except it doesn’t)

I read a LinkedIn post by Tyler Cooper recently that perfectly captured something I’ve been banging on about for months. While everyone’s running around like headless chickens claiming AI search changes everything, the reality is far more boring (and reassuring). 🟢 AI search engines still want well-structured, helpful content that… Read More

Ai seo "hacks" that will fuck up your traditional seo

AI SEO “hacks” that will fuck up your traditional SEO

The “AI revolution” (bleurgh, I just did a little bit of sick in my mouth, sorry!) has brought out the absolute worst in SEO grifters. Every day, some LinkedIn “expert” is flogging a new “AI-powered SEO hack” that’s supposedly going to transform your search rankings overnight. These techniques aren’t just… Read More

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Stop chasing AI search hysteria and don’t tell your SEO to “stay in their lane”

(This is the 01/07/2025 issue of my newsletter – subscribe here) Hey hey! It’s 30+ degrees in the UK and nobody knows how to cope. But while the rest of the country’s melting and debating whether it’s acceptable to wear shorts to the office, I’ve been celebrating landing a new contract,… Read More

Ai search hysteria vs reality - is 1% of traffic really worth the hype?

AI search hysteria vs reality – is 1% of traffic really worth the hype?

Right, we need to have a word about this AI search hysteria that’s gripping every business owner with a website. Everyone’s panicking that they’re missing out on massive business opportunities if they don’t appear in AI search results. They’re convinced Google is irrelevant now that AI Overviews are everywhere, and… Read More

Fractional digital marketing manager – the mid-sized business seo solution you didn’t know you needed

Fractional digital marketing manager – the mid-sized business SEO solution you didn’t know you needed

Remember that client I mentioned who kept telling me to “stay in my lane”? The one who wanted SEO kept in a neat little box, separate from UX, sales, marketing, and development? They needed exactly what I’m about to talk about – a fractional digital marketing manager. But they didn’t… Read More

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