Freelance Copywriter for UK websites
So, you have a UK website, and you need a freelance copywriter. Maybe you’ve tried writing for yourself, maybe you’ve paid someone else to write your content and copy but it didn’t work out – whatever the reason you’ve landed on my website, Id love to help you with your website copy.
Writing for yourself is hard. And there’s nothing that makes the washing-up seem like a higher priority task than staring at a blank screen where you’ve written ‘My Website’ and nothing else for the last 2 hours. I know, I’ve been there!
As a small business owner and a freelancer, I know how to make your website words work – and that means making sure that your potential clients not only read them, but act upon them by buying from you or booking a call.
Want to se if I could be the freelance copywriter for you?

Here’s how I can help

Freelance SEO
Want to know the most expensive website in the world? The one nobody can bloody find.
While other SEO ‘experts’ are busy choosing between technical expertise or content optimisation (because apparently you can’t do both 🙄), I’m over here doing it all – and doing it without making you want to headbutt your keyboard.
Technical SEO? Check. On-page optimisation? Check. Actually explaining what I’m doing in English? Double check.
No buzzwords. No jargon. No nonsense. Just SEO that actually brings you business, not just pretty analytics graphs to show your mum.
Freelance Copywriting
You’ve got two options for your website copy:
- Spend hours staring at a blank screen, trying to make your business sound amazing (while secretly wondering if anyone actually reads this stuff), then sprinkle in some SEO keywords and pray to the Google gods
- Let me write it for you. Words that sell, optimised for search engines, no prayer circles required.
I’ve been writing SEO-friendly copy since Google was just a glint in a programmer’s eye. Your website deserves better than keyword-stuffed waffle written at midnight after three coffees.
Ready to stop procrastinating about your website copy?
SEO Training
Let’s talk about your SEO journey:
Maybe you want to do it all yourself (respect – I love a DIY warrior). Maybe you just want to know enough to call BS when someone tries to sell you ‘guaranteed page 1 rankings’ 🚩 Or maybe you’re somewhere in between.
Here’s the thing: after 30 years of doing this, I’ve seen every SEO situation under the sun. And I’ve packaged up all that knowledge into different options:
Quick guidance when you’re stuck? ✓
Deep-dive 1:1 sessions? ✓
Self-paced learning without the waffle? ✓
No matter which route you choose, you’re getting three decades of SEO expertise without the usual industry nonsense.
Been There, SEO’d That
I was writing and optimising websites when a Google was just a really big number. That’s over 30 years of watching search engines come and go, algorithms dance, and “experts” claim they know the secret sauce. Spoiler alert: there isn’t one. Just solid, tested experience that actually works.
Words That Work (Not Just Look Pretty)
Remember when content was just words on a page? Me too. But these days it’s about writing copy that makes both humans and search engines happy. I’ve been crafting that sweet spot since my wannabe journalism days, turning complex topics into content that actually gets read (and ranked).
Jack of All Trades, Master of Research
From SaaS to sauce pans, children’s clothes to construction sites – I’ve written about them all. Over three decades, I’ve deep-dived into more industries than I can count. Engineering? Check. Healthcare? Done it. Accounting? Don’t get me started. I become a temporary expert in whatever I write about (which also makes me dangerous at pub quizzes).
Non-Wanky SEO