The Non-Wanky On-Page SEO Course
30 1 place available.
Cut the bull and get your SEO right!
So, you’ve done your keyword research, audited your content and picked the key phrases you want people to search for when they’re looking for your site. Awesome, but now comes the part people screw up: on-page SEO.
Knowing your key phrases is one thing. Implementing them correctly is another.
That’s where the Non-Wanky On-page SEO Course comes in.
In ten lessons, you’ll learn SEO that works—no bullshit, no wankiness, just proven strategies to make your pages rank. If you’re a website owner, writer, web dev or designer looking to master on-page SEO, this is how you do it.
When you see the results, you’ll wonder WTF took you so long.
“Finally, an SEO course that doesn’t suck! I followed the modules and landed work writing Jurassic World toy descriptions, signing an NDA with Universal Pictures and writing copy for Hampton Court Palace. Bonkers!
That’s how good Nikki’s course is!”
Matt Drzymala, Indelible Think Copywriting
SEO that kicks your rankings up the arse
The Non-Wanky On-Page SEO Course has three sections, including a quick intro and pre-course setup before the ten-lesson course itself.
Here’s what’s included:
- H1 Headers: Nail your H1s and make Google start paying attention.
- SEO Titles: Learn how to write SEO titles that rank.
- Meta Descriptions: Make Search Engines (and humans) care about your site.
- Beyond H1: Because SEO isn’t just about one fucking header.
- Main Content: If your content sucks, your rankings will too—so let’s fix it.
- External Linking: Get to the bottom of how to link smarter.
- Internal Linking: Tie your content together like an unbreakable chain of link sausages.
- Backlinks: Learn how high-quality backlinks will kick your ranking up the arse.
- Submitting to GSC: Because Google can’t crawl your content if it doesn’t know about it.
- SEO Plugins & Tools: Stop relying on shitty plugins and use the right tools.
Every module includes a choice of explainer videos, audio, and transcripts that are non-wanky and easy to understand.
Do the course your way, in your own time, in whatever non-wanky way you choose.
What does the Non-Wanky On-page SEO Course get you?
All these non-wanky benefits:
- Ten easy-to-follow lessons: If you skipped that bit, scroll back up.
- Access and support: To the course. To the community. To group calls. And to me, ask me anything, no question is too wanky.
- Over 30 years of SEO experience: I’ve been doing SEO since before Google existed—it’s what I do!
- Improved SEO rankings: Make your website easier for your ideal clients to find.
- 1:1 Call discounts: Learn more, spend less.
- Clients you actually want to work with: That’s why you’re here, right?
If your clients aren’t finding your website, now’s the time to do something about it.
How much does it cost?
Whether you’re a start-up or a seasoned business owner, the Non-Wanky On-page SEO Course is available for only:
£200
There are three ways to pay: all at once, in two £100 payments or four £50 instalments.
You get to choose the payment schedule that suits you best.
But be quick: the course launches on 13th March 2025 with only 30 1 space available.
Don’t be wanky, book your place now.
“I’ve done a couple of SEO courses, and my eyes have glazed over, but not this time. Nikki’s course is so clear, even to an SEO beginner like me, that I could understand and implement her instructions.
Finally, someone has taught me SEO without me needing to lie down afterwards.” – Julia Cameron
Who am I?
Hi, I’m Nikki Pilkington, SEO Consultant and Content Specialist.
But before you shout, “So f##king what!? Isn’t everyone these days?”, give me a second because I’ve been in SEO for over 30 years and I know my shit.
SEO’s evolved a lot since I started, but I’ve kept up with every change and algorithm update, which means my Non-Wanky On-Page SEO Course isn’t full of useless fluffy advice. It’s packed with over three decades of hands-on, no-nonsense knowledge and experience designed to shove your page rankings to the front of the queue.
And because I hate wankiness (if you couldn’t tell), my advice and support is always straightforward and 100% free of bullshit.
The non-wanky way works.
So, what are you waiting for?
Get in front of your dream clients
Remember, The Non-Wanky On-page SEO Course is only:
£200
And three ways to pay: all at once, in two payments of £100 or four £50 instalments. There are is only 30 ONE slot available, so sign up now to guarantee your place when the course goes live on 13th March 2025.
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