Why your b2b site isn't converting visitors

Website traffic but no enquiries? Why your B2B site isn’t converting visitors

You check Google Analytics every week. Traffic’s decent. Maybe even growing. Your blog posts are ranking. Google Search Console shows hundreds of impressions. But your phone isn’t ringing. Your contact form sits empty. And you’re starting to wonder if SEO is actually worth the effort. You already know this –… Read More

Promoting your website - don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!

Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater: how to test website changes properly

I’m not a very subtle person. I’m also one of the most impatient people I know. So I know how difficult it is to take things slowly. But when it comes to testing SEO changes on your website, rushing things will cost you rankings and traffic. Like most marketing, one… Read More

The brutal homepage test that shows why google ignores your website

The brutal homepage test that shows why Google ignores your website

Your homepage has one job – tell people what you do and who you do it for within 5 seconds. If it can’t tell your potential clients that, then it’s not going to tell Google that either. And if Google can’t quickly figure out what your business does and who… Read More

Seo fucking what? Newsletter

Trust data, not dickheads, bad ChatGPT SEO advice, and search intent made easy

(This is the 21/10/2025 issue of my newsletter – subscribe here) Hey hey! There’s a lot of dangerous SEO advice flooding LinkedIn right now. You know the posts I mean – “Ditch your expensive SEO tools! I use these 7 ChatGPT prompts instead and saved £8,400 a year!” Complete. And. Utter. Absolute…. Read More

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SEO is dead (and other bollocks LinkedIn gurus want you to believe)

I’ve started a podcast. It’s called SEO Fucking What?, and I’m absolutely furious. Every other week, some LinkedIn guru pops up announcing that SEO is dead. Finished. Over. And in the very same post, they’re flogging a course on GEO or AEO or whatever acronym they’ve invented this month. Same… Read More

Seo fucking what? Newsletter

Quick SEO fixes, small traffic wins, and why retainers aren’t always the answer

(This is the 14/10/2025 issue of my newsletter – subscribe here) Hey hey! SEOs are brilliant at shouting about big numbers – percentage increases in traffic and clicks, revenue streams of massive e-commerce sites, keywords found in the rankings. But if you’re a small business website owner, the numbers don’t have… Read More

Local seo is just about google business profile!

SEO Myth: Local SEO is just about Google Business Profile!

If you think ticking off every box on your Google Business Profile is all you need for local SEO, we need to have a chat. I see it all the time: business owners spending hours perfecting their GBP, adding photos, updating opening hours, crafting the perfect business description, then wondering… Read More

Seo casserole: a recipe for online success

SEO Casserole: A recipe for online success

Serves: One small business website Prep time: 3-6 months Cooking time: Ongoing Ingredients The Base Layer (Foundation) The Flavour (Content) The Seasoning (Technical Bits) Don’t Add: Method Step 1: Prep your base Sort out the technical foundation first. Make sure your website works properly on phones, loads faster than a… Read More

Seo fucking what? Newsletter

Webinar reflections, unchanged fundamentals, and your free SEO health check

Hey hey! I’ve just finished a webinar with Holly Christie from Websites Made Simple (if you don’t know her, go check out her stuff at https://websitesmadesimple.co.uk/ – she’s brilliant), and I’ve had the same realisation I have every single time I do one of these things. The questions never change…. Read More

Seo fucking what? Newsletter

There’s a webinar, there’s a webinar, and did I mention, there’s a webinar?

(This is the 01/10/2025 issue of my newsletter – subscribe here) Hey hey! October’s here, which means we’re officially in Q4 and if your SEO strategy for the year was “I’ll sort that out later,” well… the bad news is that later has arrived. But panic ye not, for there is… Read More

Either trust your seo or fire them

Either trust your SEO or fire them

You hired an SEO expert because you don’t know how to do SEO properly. So why are you spending half your day checking up on them, questioning their every move, and basically acting like you know better than the person you’re paying to have the expertise you lack? If you… Read More

Important info: what's happening with rankings, tracking, and google search console

Important info: what’s happening with rankings, tracking, and Google Search Console

Hey hey I wouldn’t normally write 2 newsletters in a week, but I have had SO many emails and DMs with questions about what’s happening in search right now (real questions, not those fake ‘someone asked me the other day’ hustlebro LinkedIn hooks!) that it feels like the right thing… Read More

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